Stop Wasting Men’s Time on Dating Websites Pt. 1

You’re 50-64 years old and look younger than your age “you’ve been told”. Have a sense of humor “your kids say”. “Fit”, despite being 50 lbs. overweight because of the job you hate and painful divorce you can’t let go of –even though you’re a gluten, alcohol and dairy free, vegan. You’re “ready for the next chapter” as long as it includes Netflix when not cocooning in Powell’s self-help and romance sections, or hiding among your married friends. The truth is you’re a cliché who fills her emotional insecurities and failed marriage by meddling in her children’s lives. Enough! Stop posting pictures of you and your kids and grandchildren on your profiles and saying you want “true love”. You’re obviously not looking for a man since your kids are already your entire world. Please get off the dating websites and move in with your kids, because no man wants to date you while you settle into old age, grandma!