Stop Wasting Men’s Time on Dating Websites Pt. 2

You revel in “unconditional love” from your dog –even if it regularly pees and shits your carpet, demands all your attention, licks your crotch, spreads fleas and ticks, and regularly humps your leg and furniture. Yet you can’t accept the love and honesty adult human relationships require. Fitted with cynicism and self-loathing you’ve turned every male quality into a negative. You’ve become sexless and joyless. No man is as loyal as your dog. We aren’t unconditional. And yes we occasionally like to come on your face. Get over it already and grow the fuck up! Good men are dying to meet emotionally stable women our ages who appreciate human intimacy and love, not your pathetic yearnings for the perfect dog-man. If you can’t accept what’s required to create and maintain adult relationships stop wasting our time and date your dog instead. He/she will be glad you finally committed.