You love Yoga. You’re spiritual. You hate camping, men without shirts in photos, and semen. You avoid most solid foods and alcohol because “health is important” and have a that will . Besides, ‘meat is murder’. Your dietary junk science, Lululemon outfits, and pop spirituality, make you a fucking idiot. Dull as shit too since your life is ruled by what you won’t do rather than enjoying all the world has to offer. Men (and women) only date you because we like the challenge of figuring out how to seduce emotional cripples. Grow the fuck up! We want emotionally stable women who appreciate life, not dealing with denial and your never-ending insecurities. And certainly not your pathetic sensitivities, junk nutrition science, and lists of don’ts. If you don’t understand what’s required to enjoy life, stop wasting real men’s time and fuck yourself with an organic, GF, non-GMO, cruelty free, fair trade, locally sourced cucumber instead. Men on dating websites —and in real life the world over, will be glad you did.

13 replies on “Stop Wasting Men’s Time on Dating Websites Pt. 3”

  1. It’s kind of funny that someone writing a post–wait, sorry, a series of posts–disgruntled about their own (egocentrically generalized to all men, everywhere) wasted time, would spend so much of their own time dwelling on these “time wasting” figures. Maybe you’d call it front-loading?
    You strike me as the type with a business degree who wears polo shirts and I’d never in a million years let you come anywhere within a mile of my face.

  2. Yeah this guy sounds like a real peach. He’s burned out all the websites, and now he has nowhere left to spew his hateful bullshit but on I anonymous. I mean how dare a woman practice yoga and healthy eating, or embrace her family, or have a pet that she loves. And how DARE she not want his cum on her face!? And yes the fact that he spent so much time writing not one, not two but THREE rants about how terrible these women are is proof of the fact that he’s the one who got dumped in every case.

  6. @ Pizza face I agree undoubtedly! it’s been proven that organic cucumbers have a much higher level of intimacy then their GMO counterparts!

  7. Just a couple of points that should be obvious, but perhaps you have missed them. One, most of those dating websites have ways to ignore profiles that don’t appeal to you, you might want to avail yourself of those options. And two, perhaps you should avoid those websites altogether and meet people in person. That way you could be disappointed a little bit at a time, instead of all at once. Just suggestions.

  9. This is stupid but I feel you, so even though I haven’t read any of your rants and only a couple of comments from the bleeders, I wanted to tell you what will make you feel better. Not better, but awesome! Powerful! Like a real MAN!! Yeah!! A gun, dude. You need a gun sooo bad. I figure you for a .38. Do it man. Get a gun. Cheaper than a monster truck.

  10. @ lazaar: While your sarcastic prose is not lost on the mentally competent, it’s unwise to advise a person like this in this way, who will not only not get your sarcasm, but is also so stupid, frustrated and mentally ill that he might actually do it. So while you’re having a good laugh please be careful what you say to crazy people. They might not get your (only mildly funny) joke.

  11. Or, he might rage so hard at lazaar and have to think about it for a minute and realize those fucking yoga chicks are not what he wants. He may then calm himself into a state of peace and balance and get a glimpse of his true self and work hard to get back to that place and his ideal of himself, thus working toward bettering himself in his eyes, every day, because now he has seen it. Or he could become part of the ” own a gun, die by gun” statistic. I don’t really fucking know Aurelius.

  13. LOL! These were great posts. I love IA posts about helpless women who can’t figure out why no man wants to be with them! Thank you, made me laugh!

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