Not only are we cooking up a massive post-snowpox LICE EXPLOSION, I also found out that a favorite treat of the Giant House Spider, not to be confused with the House Spider, is bedbugs. So that means if you are unlucky enough to have bedbugs, you might have a Giant House Spider in your bed picking bedbugs off of you while you sleep. Also just be thankful all you transplants weren’t here for the Easter Lice Explosion Event of 2017. We lost good people. Good . People.
That Time Again
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and that one guy
got Bit by the Spider?
had a Hole in his leg So
big pretty soon he was all
Hole + Head that was some
Pretty Weird Shite to be sure!
didn’t he run*
for Congress?
campaigning in a Wagon
a Bell-jar and a Pump
towed by his Kid ya
Gotta Admire
his Pluck.
*well not
Technically
well the Kid’s too
navigating all
those Stairs