To the mother at the Oregon Zoo today who loudly proclaimed, “That bear is retarded!”, what the hell?! I felt bad for the two toddlers at your side and the baby you were pushing in the stroller. What kind of life experience and view of the world are they going to have with language like that?

8 replies on “The Bear Isn’t Mentally Challenged”

  1. I’m pretty sure that hearing the word “retarded” isn’t going to irreparably scar those children. Chill the fuck out, you sound retarded.

  2. The average bear has the intelligence of a typical three year old child. While there is the case of a three year old being accepted into Mensa with an IQ of 160, unless the bear in question is smarter than the average bear, he would by adult standards, actually in fact be retarded.

  3. This was yesterday, during Free admission day at the zoo, right? Considering free days at the zoo (from my experience) usually function as a drain for Gresham, Troutdale and Portland east of Mt. Tabor, This is what you get.
    I bet you thought you were so smart driving out highway 26 in your 2001 Subaru with your Oregon map heart bumper sticker, didn’t you?

    Cough up the $10 for admission during any other day of the month, cheapskate.

    You get what you pay for.

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