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For the love of God, some of you people need to learn the art of the courtesy flush. I’m all for the conservation of water, but we have enough in this region to allow you to flush the toilet more than once when you go number 2.
After your first bowl movement you should immediately flush, regardless of whether or not you think there’s more coming out. The fact that you managed stink up not just the bathroom, but the entire eating area of a grocery store should not be a point of pride.—Anonymous