Geez, ladies, I’ve seen no improvement at all. You still marry, then play “Hide The Vagina”, thanks alot. I talk to guys all the time and none of us are sore-dicks from chicks that finally fuck enough. Ever notice the 6 billion dollar porn industry, the abundance of prostitutes, and the strip clubs all over trying to compensate for your lack of crotch knowledge? The sexual revolution was in the 70’s and you’ve consistently made it harder to gain vaginal access since then. Why so tough on us? We have made the move: there’re Metrosexuals, we advanced into stay-at-home Dads, more pay child support. For women, there’re toy classes at She-bop, Zestra for arousal issues, tingly lube for “her” and Skeens glands squirt classes proving some few women have advanced, but not you. Since John Gray wrote Men Are From Mars Women Are From Venus in the 80’s, documenting 30% of women as inorgasmic, you haven’t picked up the ball and ran with it hardly at all. In the 1800’s a man never saw a vagina until the Wedding Night. Porn filled that gap in the 1970’s. Analogy for ya: In 1975 the Vietnam war ended, no more draft, thats better, right? Women used to not be able to vote. Now, you can….that’s better, amirite? Remember Beta? 8-tracks? VCR’s? It all got better accept vaginal access. Thanks Fifty Shades for allowing women to fantasize she can access a guy that’s a quadra-bajillionaire that’s 28 and hot. Good luck with that. Four decades of worse access. Thanks for nothing.

13 replies on “The Vagina Rant”

  1. Ugh-you have got to be kidding. Believe me when I say it’s not them, it’s you. Be someone worth fucking and then perhaps someone will want to fuck you.

  3. Is this a continuation on the “6 Reasons Why Matt Forney Can’t Ever Get Laid in Portland” rant? It’s not the ladies, Matt, it’s your freakishly-giant bald head and negative sex appeal that’s the issue here.

  7. You serious? I’ve had so much pussy thrown my way since moving here. If you can’t get laid in Portland then go have a long hard look in the mirror and keep it real with yourself cause you’re the problem here, promise you that.

  9. Once you lose interest or fall into a porn routine after 20 years of marriage, she will become a sex kitten that can’t get enough. Thanks menopause.

  10. LOL, most of the “improvements” women have accomplished are actually along the lines of winning the rights to NOT be an on-demand sex dispenser. It’s not our problem that you’re sexually frustrated — take care of that yourself!

  11. Maybe if you quit talking to guys all the time and talk to some women you might actually get to know one and be invited at some point to have sexual intercourse with her. Otherwise, just BEAT IT, BEAT IT, BEAT IT. DUH-DUH-DUN-DUN-DUN. BEAT IT, BEAT IT, BEAT IT, DUH-DUH-DUH-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN.

  12. i reread this one; my money says this guy has never gone down on a woman, and if he did, it was really bad and probably for less than five minutes. probably their fault, as well.

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