To all the deeply scared people out there using gas leaf blowers, the leaves wont kill you. You don’t have to use a loud as fuck gas powered machine to blow them 5 feet away, only to have them blow right back. You know what works great? A FUCKING broom! Any morning downtown is like a symphony of engines whirling. Does it really save that much time/money? Or do we just want to play with our toys? I just want to shake everyone one of you and tell you “THEY ARE JUST FUCKING LEAVES!!”
They are Just LEAVES People!!!
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I don’t know, a broom seems like a lot of work for leaves, wet leaves, windy leaves. Tougher than you think. Takes one to know one.
Gasoline and a match. It’s the silver bullet of leaves.
A broom? For wet leaves? Good luck with that…
I’m re’leaved’ somebody finally addressed this problem.
Don’t worry Debbie Downvoter.
Nobody is actually coming to take your precious leaf blower away.
Hey, Ramone doesn’t show up at your job and slap the doubleshot macchiato out of your manicured dickbeaters. Does he? Does he? Stand down on the leaf blowing jihad and…wait, what fucking leaves are you talking about? It’s springtime!
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I agree the noise is a drag, especially before 11:00 a.m., but hey it’s nice to look out at pretty manicured yards too. I like that better. What about ear plugs and a chill pill?
There’s a Meetup called People Deeply Scared of Leaves.
Wow, inappropriate down voting. Someone is staying after hours and using multiple terminals as opposed too say, having a life!?
Way to go loser.
I could take or LEAVE this post.