First, you renege on $2 micro-draught on Sundays. Now, you’ve reneged on “All Day Happy Hour” Thursdays for patrons with Oregon State IDs. Here’s the thing: those were the ONLY things worth going to your bar for!!! You NEVER rotate your totally boring draught list, your food is microwaved nastiness, and the bar always smells like the loaded diaper of an alcoholic in the final stages of liver disease. Good job and B-Bye!
This Bar Officially Sucks
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No more $2 beers at the standard, eh?
Why offer cheap drinks for Oregon State ID’s? Not very clever since the people who have money to buy drinks are coming in from other states. It’s a clear sign the bar is on it’s way out. Good luck paying rent with PBR specials
Good, maybe now the bros will fuck off back to East Burn.
That’s how you earn the stool at the bar, you have to shit yourself enough to stain the seat. Then it’s forever known as “WSH’s Stool”, for example.
I wouldn’t be caft dead spelling it “draught.”
Is there a problem with proper spelling?
It’s the Canadian spelling of “draft”, which is still a ponce way of saying “tap”.
And don’t get me start on “ponce”.
You guys are missing the the point. This poor bastard is having trouble getting drunk for less than five dollars! Emergency in Portlandia! How else is he going to sleep through his roomate complaining that he doesnt pay rent?? I mean this is urgent! He’s only getting .50 cents on the dollar for his EBT card!! Sombody get this guy drunk already so he can pass out in time to make another excuse for tomorrow! Have you no pity you monsters!?!?
Ps FYL -Yes go back to Applebees