When we started dating five years ago you were physically active, ate and drank responsibly, and cared about your health. Fast forward to this year and your 5’2″ frame is now completely unrecognizable. But I’m a piece of shit for no longer being attracted to someone who no longer gives a shit about how they look, right? I’m the one who gets all the angry texts and instant messages from your friends for leaving you.

The problem is you didn’t have really anything going on except for your cute fit body. You have the worst taste in pretty much everything and have grown increasingly bitter and hostile to those who choose not to become obese. Anyone that isn’t overweight is a “skinny bitch” to you, anyone who doesn’t eat like a Hobbit an Auschwitz survivor. It’s sad, pathetic and completely off-putting.

Sorry for not being a chubby chaser.

9 replies on “TIFU by Being Honest”

  1. Well, have fun growing old. Probably alone since all you base your relationships around is purely physical appearance. Hopefully find someone you actually like as a person and not just as a slam piece so when you’re old and ugly you can stand each other. After all, you’re not getting any younger.

  2. If she ever gets back into working out, hopefully she sticks strictly to side bends and sit ups. Oh yeah, and you sound like a complete loser. She will recognize that soon, so don’t worry about her.

  3. unless the other has a condition that causes weight gain, it’s fair to make weight a deal breaker. However anon’s second paragraph reveals something more douchey about the deal.

  4. “The problem is you didn’t have really anything going on except for your cute fit body”

    You don’t seem to realize that this says WAY more about you than it does about her.

    You sound like the kind of person that gets drunk at Applebee’s.

  5. JTR gives great workout advice and is an excellent judge of character, or…

    He made a snide remark and is trying ingratiate himself with audience after coming off as a douche.

    You make the call.

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