shut the fuck up already. if i have to read one more post about hipsters on bikes, hipsters yelling out of cars, or hipsters talking loud at the movies, i’m gonna fuckin lose it. guess what: if you are reading the online version of the alt alt-weekly in portland, oregon….you’re a fucking hipster! i’m a fucking hipster. we’re all fucking hipsters. if you don’t like hipsters, buy an suv and move to the couv. Otherwise, shut the fuck up about hipsters, and keep the complaints to assholes, racists, dogs off leash, and people who work at new seasons.
To the People Complaining about “Hipsters”
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wuts a hipster
I have been wanting to say this for awhile now. I’m so tired of this word. What the fuck does it mean?
Spartacus was a hipster.
umad hipster?
Pretty much, yeah. It’s even better when hipsters point at other hipsters and say “look at those fucking hipsters.”
When non-conformity is the norm, it is therefore conformity.
As a frequent wearer of white suede cowboy boots and a haircut that’s one step away from being a Joan Jett fashion mullet, I too can throw no stones.
Can we all just smoke some weed now and chill out or something?
Well said SugarSpill ima spark it up now 😀
Fuck you, dude!
Just TODAY i watched a group of shitty, kackling hipsters walking in dt. Half of them crossed SW Washington and 5th on a NO-WALK signal, right in the path of an on-coming #15. The bus slows down ofcourse, and one of these douchers has the nerve to put up his arms like “whatever”. They were all acting pretty fucking obnoxious about it; the idea that a bus driver would honk at them and be annoyed because abunch of “too-cool” hipsters prefer to block traffic in dt Portland during rush-hour, rather than WAIT 10 fucking seconds for a walk signal.
So yeah, fuck hipsters.
Hear the wannabe hipster roar!
whatever…ima just keep smoking…
No, I’m not. Yes, you are. Moving on….I still don’t care
The opposite of a hipster is NOT an SUV-driving suburbanite. It’s a person who doesn’t live for trend-following and the approval of others. You and the SUV-driving suburbanite have wayyyy more in common than you and I do.
What ConflictArtist said. Errbody needs to just chill the fuck out.
I hate it too. Mainly because everyone who frequently uses the word hipster has a different idea of what a hipster is. When you put all of those different ideas together you get pretty much everyone in Portland.
Turn it into art! Put a hipster on it!