If there is some available for food samples, fucking use them! So sick of all you assholes who move them aside them and then use your bare hands!
I’m not going to eat that after watching you do those gross things. You’ve got to know better.
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*foodworkers, please enlarge this and cut above at dotted line. Place next to the food. Your welcome.
Without submitting a separate I, A, I would like add: once you fondle the food at the sushi carousel, you fucking bought it. Don’t put it back. Ugh.
If you have a talented tongue, who needs tongs? It’s like bobbing for apples!
Aww, did someone ruin your free food? Don’t forget that if they used the tong they touched that too! Come to think of it, the whole world is absolutely teeming with disgusting germs! Better stay home just to be safe since you’re the only sanitary human being in the universe.
Consider it an incentive to order something off the menu and fucking pay.
What about my welcome?
Honestly, you didn’t do a very good job of crafting a message an establishment could actually post at a sampling station.
The profanity and personal pronouns pose a real problem. You’re welcome!!!!
Not into the gross Portland hand smell? I’m sure the dirt on that FREE prosciutto sample was organic.
Here are the situations in which you should use the phrase “your welcome”:
“You have over-stayed….”
That’s it.