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Happy Spooky Season y’all. Reminder here to support real local treat makers and kitchen witches when you get possessed by sugar cravings. A midnight raven recently told me that there are major changes going on with Big Chocolate companies. Some of these big players are buying contracts with techzombies who make synthetic food-like-frankenchocolate substances and they may not be informing the public about these secret workings lurking beneath their enchanted branding. Whatever tricks they present us with, they are pushing fake food on us. There are sketchy Monsanto/Bayer level curses going on in that quadrant of agriculture. So go get you a local chocolate made by magicians who use real ingredients. The stuff at everybox might not be what it appears to be! Perhaps a ghost of its formal self. Treat yourself with lovingly local magic instead of tricking yourself that you can trust these megamonopoly monster mashers with your sweet tooth!—Anonymous
