I tried to stop playing video games on my PC. Really I did. I wanted to do more with my available time besides sit in front of a screen. I felt others were experiencing more and had the stories to prove it…. but you know what. Fuck you Extroverts! I like sitting in a cave, stoned, eating day old pizza warmed in the toaster oven while I burn Ogre’s and Murloc’s with awesome fire balls. I like spending hours on end searching for new armor just to see my Avatar in new leather garments. Don’t call me to do something. I am doing something. It just doesn’t involve you. I don’t want to hear about what’s going on in your life. Perhaps if you were a hot Elf with mystical powers I’d be more interested in what you had to say. Instead you’re just another being taking up space like the rest of us. Ding. Pizza’s ready. Gotta go finish my quest.
Video Game Junkie
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“Murlocs with awesome fire balls…” “Hot elf with mystical powers…” What’s the matter, embarrassed to admit that this is all really about you masturbating compulsively?
Carry on.
At least you don’t have to worry about dating, that must be a huge relief.
Fake!
Everyone knows that only wizards can cast fireballs and they aren’t allowed to wear leather.
Nice try.
who pays your rent?
Nothing you accomplish in a video game means anything. You are no better a person whether your paladin is level 20 or level 45. No number of Murlocs killed will improve your life in anyway.
Enjoy.
If you want to have sex with the Elfins, roll 12 or better. Two Elfins at the same time is a +38.