Please go back to Vancouver (or wherever it is that you come from). You suck at driving, seriously. It’s not even funny anymore. You don’t use your turn signal, you don’t know how to parallel park, and even effectively blocked my work’s driveway last weekend. Whenever someone does something stupid or dangerous on the road…low and behold you’ve got a Washington plate! So please…go back to Washington!

8 replies on “Washington Drivers”

  1. The conventional wisdom around here used to be:
    If they’re driving like shit -and too fast- they’re from California.
    If they’re driving like shit -and too slow- they’re from Washington.

    Now, who the hell knows? Plenty of people with Oregon plates who are fresh off the boat from, say, Chicago. Besides, there were always plenty of shitty drivers here in the first place too.

  2. I have my own theory. The more of those UO stickers on a car, or the larger the single “O”, the bigger the asshole behind the wheel.

  3. i agree 100%. Vancouver has the worst, the most selfish, blind & ignorant drivers i have ever encountered in my life. They really are that bad.

  4. Lived in Portland for ten years … and thought Washington drivers sucked. Now live in Seattle for two years … and think Oregon drivers suck. I’m beginning to think it might be me.

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