You: Lady who drove the wrong way into the W Burnside Goodwill to drop off your donations and almost hit my daughter in the parking lot.
Me: Man who said “Ma’am, you may not know it, but that arrow means this is an EXIT. You almost hit my daughter, did you know that?”
You: Subhuman piece of shit who said “Almost doesn’t count”.
I guess your good deed for Goodwill gives you the karmic credit to balance out for being an asshole. But guess what? All you did was scare a 5 year old, insult me, and prove that you and your family are emotionally impaired. LEarn to drive, learn some humility, and learn when to shut the fuck up and say “I’m sorry”, because that “Bush belongs in Jail” bumper sticker is just a logo if you have the same integrity as him. Loser.

Sorry dude. Sounds like you had a run-in with yet another TYPICAL PORTLANDER.
Regardless of her badness, that woman deserves a high five for her badness.
Why would she deserve a high five? Attitudes like that are the reason hate still rears its ugly head up in society. That lady needs to learn to be kind to others. It may not totally be her fault. It may been that she had fucked up parents with corrupt morals raise her. Regardless, people like that need to learn humility and compassion. Humanity cannot progress and grow if that same humanity is plagued with hate and disrespect. Next time you post a comment @suzette for the attention and to piss people off, evaluate yourself, put yourself in their shoes, and imagine if your little child almost got hit by a car.
Well I am glad your daughter is ok. As for DamosA you could always move….. Anyway, this brings to my grand idea! I am going to open a chain of stores named Illwill, where people bring in perfectly good things and our employees break them! We will be hiring soon, and of course scouring the dregs of society..juggalos, chronic drug users, 2 x offenders, gangbangers and of course Methodists. Now things work differently around here, we cater to the truly poor, white trash etc (you know the people you A holes make fun of) So we hadd better not catch any trust fund hipsters, or douche bag PSU students try to buy something “cute” for an “arts project”. We will have to ask you to leave, an on the way out the door, we will cram a Lincoln Log up yer AZZ. thank you