Holy ! What a shitshow driving up to the mountain to ski on Sunday. I get it, first big snow storm of the season, everyone wants to ski. But where did you idiots learn to drive? Texas? Some winter driving tips for you: if the roads are slippery 1) drive slowly, 2) do not break or turn suddenly 3) keep your wheels moving. Oh yeah: and chains or 4-wheel drive ! ! ! To the dude stuck in the snowbank in the little green Chevy and no chains – Really, what were you thinking? I am surprised you made it as far as you did. To the jerkoff in the SUV trying to pass all the standing still cars on the left- You’re an asshole and you are dangerous. Did you ever think for a second that all those cars were standing still for a reason?

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  1. Things I Think I Know Thanks To This I,Anonymous

    -it never snows in texas nor is it ever very cold with icy roads
    -i should drive slowly, but get out of your way
    -if you know how to drive in the snow you can drive without chains if you are not a stupid fuck in a little green chevy
    -If you have an SUV or traction devices it does not matter. Stay behind all those who do not.
    -if you rub snow all over your cock for a solid 15 minutes it will HURT LIKE FUCK when it thaws
    -if you are using the third stall of the men’s public restroom at government camp look to your right. About waist high there is a perv hole.

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