I do a lot for you guys. Well, sort of. I occasionally do something for you guys, I guess, is probably more accurate. Anyway, whatever, it’s almost my birthday. Show some goddamn gratitude.
I wear a medium.
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With honor and distinction, Erik Henriksen served as the executive editor of the Portland Mercury from 2004 to 2020. He can now be found at henriksenactual.com. More by Erik Henriksen
I don’t really want to buy you a shirt, but I printed off a picture of the shirts and I am fully willing to either mail this to your office or deliver it in person.
I can email it to you as well.
Someone please feed the starving Erik he wears a medium tshirt.