Think there’s absolutely no reason to check out Blogtown tomorrow? YOU’RE WRONG AGAIN! Our Thursday Night TV “Recap for Poor People” correspondent Elinor “Joneser” Jones will be live blogging the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, probably in its entirety. Why on earth would she be spending her holiday in such a seemingly wasteful manner? From her email to me:
YAY THANKSGIVING. Now my husband can’t tell me to turn down the parade because the showtunes are making his ears bleed. HAHAHAHAHA.
I love people who love to torture others. Which is why I love Joneser. And why I love the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Who will torture who more? TUNE IN TO BLOGTOWN TOMORROW MORNING AT 9 AM TO FIND OUT!!

I happen to be an expert on gigantic balloons, so you guys really won’t want to miss this! Also: morning drinking.
I AM EXCITED ABOUT THIS NORA.
I remember when we crossed the George Washington Bridge right before the parade and saying “Look they are blowing up Santa Claus” the perfect excuse to end Christmas for my family.