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Should the Mercury Have a Conservative Columnist?
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This week’s question: Should the Mercury have a conservative columnist? If the Mercury truly cared about diversity, it would represent all viewpoints—not just those of its tumblrina SJW editors! Oh, I’m SORRY, snowflakes! Did I TRIGGER YOU??—Bryce Dylan, Happy Valley No, you zit-fucked piss stain, you didn’t “trigger” me—but you did inspire me to cruise […]

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Fireworks Video Blockbuster: Boss Dance Tunes, Scorched Mannequins, a Burning Car, Sad Dogs… and a Sincere, Sober Message From Our Fire and Police Chiefs

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Hey! It’s finally drunky-boomstick-meat-and-patriotism season in America! Check out the calendar! For some people (mainly hillbillies and pyromaniacs), that means it’s time for the annual pilgrimage to Vancouver and its plentiful pop-up fireworks emporiums, where arch-hillbillies huckster you to death on dirt roads and under dusty skies. For everyone else, aside from the illicit joys […]

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Frank Cassano’s “Blogtown: A Year in Review”

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FRANK CASSANO As we finally finish our slog through another year’s worth of insipid bullshit from the halfwit twat-nozzles at the Portland Mercury, I have been asked by that publication’s cocaine-addled editor-in-chief, Wm. Steven Humphrey, to “take a quick look-see through the archives to find the best Blogtown had to offer in 2011!” Mr. Humphrey’s […]

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Frank Cassano’s “Blogtown: A Year in Review”

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FRANK CASSANO As we finally finish our slog through another year’s worth of insipid bullshit from the halfwit twat-nozzles at the Portland Mercury, I have been asked by that publication’s cocaine-addled editor-in-chief, Wm. Steven Humphrey, to “take a quick look-see through the archives to find the best Blogtown had to offer in 2011!” Mr. Humphrey’s […]

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Frank Cassano’s “Blogtown: A Year in Review”

Avatar photo Frank Cassano

FRANK CASSANO As we finally finish our slog through another year’s worth of insipid bullshit from the halfwit twat-nozzles at the Portland Mercury, I have been asked by that publication’s cocaine-addled editor-in-chief, Wm. Steven Humphrey, to “take a quick look-see through the archives to find the best Blogtown had to offer in 2011!” Mr. Humphrey’s […]

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Frank Cassano’s “Blogtown: A Year in Review”

Avatar photo Frank Cassano

FRANK CASSANO As we finally finish our slog through another year’s worth of insipid bullshit from the halfwit twat-nozzles at the Portland Mercury, I have been asked by that publication’s cocaine-addled editor-in-chief, Wm. Steven Humphrey, to “take a quick look-see through the archives to find the best Blogtown had to offer in 2011!” Mr. Humphrey’s […]

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