This toaster is a metaphor for the following:

U.S. Congress
Internet commenters
McDonalds
The Oregonian‘s website
Tyler Perry
Surly baristas
The I, Anonymous Blog
God
Fox and Friends
This blog post
EVERYTHING.


Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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