BOND. HOUSING BOND.
RE: โCity: Proposed $258.4 Million Housing Bond Amounts to 1,300 Unitsโ [Blogtown, June 28]. โThe City of Portland now has another figure to attach to the $258.4 million housing bond city council will almost certainly put before voters this November: 1,300,โ wrote Dirk VanderHart. โThatโs the approximate number of affordable housing units those millions would hope to create or preserve,โ VanderHart continued. โNearly half of the units the city hopes to create or preserve are for ultra-low-income Portlanders… making 30 percent of the cityโs median family income (MFI) or less. For a family of four, thatโs a maximum of $22,000 per year. The remaining units would be affordable to people making at most 60 percent of the MFIโ$43,980 for a family of four.โ
1,300 units?! Preserved units?! Only 600 of the households at or below 30 percent of the MFI?! A pittance for those in need of truly affordable housing.
pollo
Guess what you pay back bonds with? New tax revenue. Where is that going to come from? If itโs property owners, then that cost will be passed along to renters. If itโs the general populace, itโs coming from your paycheck. Both of those are fine, of course, as long as youโre willing to also accept the accompanying results.
Or we could significantly liberalize the zoning laws and promote new market-rate construction that will increase the supply of housing stock, thus putting downward pressure on prices across the board. But we wouldnโt want our precious weird Portland to โchange,โ so I guess itโs back to the drawing board while the situation continues to get worse.
FlavioSuave
KITCHEN NIGHTMARES
RE: โWhy Is It So Damn Tough to Open a New Restaurant in Portlandโ [Feature, June 29], Andrea Damewoodโs story about how labor shortages and high rents have strangled Portlandโs food scene. โTen years ago,โ Damewood wrote, โa creative chef could launch her dream with $50,000 and elbow grease. Today, itโs going to cost at least $200,000 to even think about hanging a sign.โ
All these new, wannabe restaurateurs are complaining because they are moving to established areas that were once shitholes and wondering why the prices are higher than they used to be. They are higher because the place is not a shithole anymore. Hereโs an idea: Find your own up-and-coming shithole.
Open on Foster. Open on SE 72nd by Mt. Scott Park. Open in Lents. Open in downtown Milwaukie. Open on Woodstockโeast of 52nd. Do some demographic trends searches, do real estate searches, and monitor local business journalsโfind some promising spots.
I_celebrate_can_opener_day
Please donโt let restaurant owners who donโt understand Capitalism 101 get away with lazy arguments like โlabor shortage.โ If there is a shortage of line cooks/restaurant staff, basic economics says you have to offer higher wages in order to lure workers away from current jobs. My guess is that restaurant owners simply want workers to take the low wage on offer and make patrons deal with the wait times. Those who wonโt pay higher wages will go under, and thatโs probably what they deserve.
Keynes Kush OG
FARTS (PART I)
RE: โThe BFG: Just Like E.T., But Bigger!โ [Film, June 29], Ned Lannamannโs review of Steven Spielbergโs latest, in which Lannamann wrote that the filmโs titular big friendly giant regularly lets out โtremendous, uh, ‘whizzpoppersโโ and added that the best scene features โwhizzpopping corgis.โ
Based on this information, I shall see this film. (Although I will not share this information with my friends who are planning to come with me, as they are tender souls and not as committed to fart humor.)
catbot
FARTS (PART II)
RE: โIn Swiss Army Man, Dano and Radcliffe Are Best Friends Foreverโ [Film, June 29], Megan Burbankโs review of the new film starring Paul Dano and Daniel Radcliffeโthe latter of which, โworking hard to quash your beloved associations of Harry Potter, portrays a farting corpse.โ
I shall have a double feature with The BFG, and my flatulence dreams will be complete.
catbot
Here at the Mercury, we aim to make dreams come true. And so, catbotโinspired by your determination, and touched by your devotionโweโre giving you the Mercuryโs letter of the week prize. Enjoy your two tickets to the Laurelhurst Theater. Your dreams await.
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flavio. Porltand has already changed. Anyone thinking a few small cheaply constructed units completely devoid of the materials and style which set the tone for portland is a fool. Unfortunately there are enough fools in portland to believe this and the idea that doing more of the same (throwing unsustainable tax dollars at an idea which will rely on more tax dollars just to sustain it [rent subsidies]) is going to change anything at all. Funny how some I’ve come across want to knock down dike dames idea (transitional bunker housing for homeless) claiming it is a waste in tax dollars when in actuality it would provide a much more sustainable alternative for people in transition than subsidizing their $1,000/ month “affordable” housing rent.
Disposal of privacy is so cheap it can actually dispense of rent subsidies all together and still be within the reach of many if not most homeless- it could MAKE money for the city. Were it to be available on the free market and eventually attract non-homeless, it could even break the monopoly which the concept of physical privacy has on the rental market. THAT will reduce rental prices even more so than will more market rate housing. Supply/ demand only drops prices when you have a surplus, but for-profit, market rate housing developers (the two are one right?) don’t build things they’re not confident they can fill.
dammit merc I wish we could still edit comments. I meant anyone thinking a housing bond would in any way maintain the character or even affordability of portland is a short sighted fool – I was agreeing with flavio, as far as the housing bond goes anyway.