BOND. HOUSING BOND.

RE: โ€œCity: Proposed $258.4 Million Housing Bond Amounts to 1,300 Unitsโ€ [Blogtown, June 28]. โ€œThe City of Portland now has another figure to attach to the $258.4 million housing bond city council will almost certainly put before voters this November: 1,300,โ€ wrote Dirk VanderHart. โ€œThatโ€™s the approximate number of affordable housing units those millions would hope to create or preserve,โ€ VanderHart continued. โ€œNearly half of the units the city hopes to create or preserve are for ultra-low-income Portlanders… making 30 percent of the cityโ€™s median family income (MFI) or less. For a family of four, thatโ€™s a maximum of $22,000 per year. The remaining units would be affordable to people making at most 60 percent of the MFIโ€”$43,980 for a family of four.โ€

1,300 units?! Preserved units?! Only 600 of the households at or below 30 percent of the MFI?! A pittance for those in need of truly affordable housing.

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Guess what you pay back bonds with? New tax revenue. Where is that going to come from? If itโ€™s property owners, then that cost will be passed along to renters. If itโ€™s the general populace, itโ€™s coming from your paycheck. Both of those are fine, of course, as long as youโ€™re willing to also accept the accompanying results.

Or we could significantly liberalize the zoning laws and promote new market-rate construction that will increase the supply of housing stock, thus putting downward pressure on prices across the board. But we wouldnโ€™t want our precious weird Portland to โ€œchange,โ€ so I guess itโ€™s back to the drawing board while the situation continues to get worse.

FlavioSuave

KITCHEN NIGHTMARES

RE: โ€œWhy Is It So Damn Tough to Open a New Restaurant in Portlandโ€ [Feature, June 29], Andrea Damewoodโ€™s story about how labor shortages and high rents have strangled Portlandโ€™s food scene. โ€œTen years ago,โ€ Damewood wrote, โ€œa creative chef could launch her dream with $50,000 and elbow grease. Today, itโ€™s going to cost at least $200,000 to even think about hanging a sign.โ€

All these new, wannabe restaurateurs are complaining because they are moving to established areas that were once shitholes and wondering why the prices are higher than they used to be. They are higher because the place is not a shithole anymore. Hereโ€™s an idea: Find your own up-and-coming shithole.

Open on Foster. Open on SE 72nd by Mt. Scott Park. Open in Lents. Open in downtown Milwaukie. Open on Woodstockโ€”east of 52nd. Do some demographic trends searches, do real estate searches, and monitor local business journalsโ€”find some promising spots.

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Please donโ€™t let restaurant owners who donโ€™t understand Capitalism 101 get away with lazy arguments like โ€œlabor shortage.โ€ If there is a shortage of line cooks/restaurant staff, basic economics says you have to offer higher wages in order to lure workers away from current jobs. My guess is that restaurant owners simply want workers to take the low wage on offer and make patrons deal with the wait times. Those who wonโ€™t pay higher wages will go under, and thatโ€™s probably what they deserve.

Keynes Kush OG

FARTS (PART I)

RE: โ€œThe BFG: Just Like E.T., But Bigger!โ€ [Film, June 29], Ned Lannamannโ€™s review of Steven Spielbergโ€™s latest, in which Lannamann wrote that the filmโ€™s titular big friendly giant regularly lets out โ€œtremendous, uh, ‘whizzpoppersโ€™โ€ and added that the best scene features โ€œwhizzpopping corgis.โ€

Based on this information, I shall see this film. (Although I will not share this information with my friends who are planning to come with me, as they are tender souls and not as committed to fart humor.)

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FARTS (PART II)

RE: โ€œIn Swiss Army Man, Dano and Radcliffe Are Best Friends Foreverโ€ [Film, June 29], Megan Burbankโ€™s review of the new film starring Paul Dano and Daniel Radcliffeโ€”the latter of which, โ€œworking hard to quash your beloved associations of Harry Potter, portrays a farting corpse.โ€

I shall have a double feature with The BFG, and my flatulence dreams will be complete.

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Here at the Mercury, we aim to make dreams come true. And so, catbotโ€”inspired by your determination, and touched by your devotionโ€”weโ€™re giving you the Mercuryโ€™s letter of the week prize. Enjoy your two tickets to the Laurelhurst Theater. Your dreams await.

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2 replies on “Letters to the Editor”

  1. flavio. Porltand has already changed. Anyone thinking a few small cheaply constructed units completely devoid of the materials and style which set the tone for portland is a fool. Unfortunately there are enough fools in portland to believe this and the idea that doing more of the same (throwing unsustainable tax dollars at an idea which will rely on more tax dollars just to sustain it [rent subsidies]) is going to change anything at all. Funny how some I’ve come across want to knock down dike dames idea (transitional bunker housing for homeless) claiming it is a waste in tax dollars when in actuality it would provide a much more sustainable alternative for people in transition than subsidizing their $1,000/ month “affordable” housing rent.

    Disposal of privacy is so cheap it can actually dispense of rent subsidies all together and still be within the reach of many if not most homeless- it could MAKE money for the city. Were it to be available on the free market and eventually attract non-homeless, it could even break the monopoly which the concept of physical privacy has on the rental market. THAT will reduce rental prices even more so than will more market rate housing. Supply/ demand only drops prices when you have a surplus, but for-profit, market rate housing developers (the two are one right?) don’t build things they’re not confident they can fill.

  2. dammit merc I wish we could still edit comments. I meant anyone thinking a housing bond would in any way maintain the character or even affordability of portland is a short sighted fool – I was agreeing with flavio, as far as the housing bond goes anyway.

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