ELDER ABUSE
RE: One Day at a Time, Ann Romanoโs gossip and news column. In last weekโs column, Ann made fun of Joe Biden (age 75) and Donald Trump (age 71) for threatening each other in a fistfight (โFirst of all,โ Ann wrote, โboth of you need to take your gout medicationโ), and used the phrase โToday in โHurry up and die, old peopleโโ in a blurb about how Americaโs teenagers are doing more for gun control than Americaโs adults have done in decades.
I was saddened but not surprised to read Ann Romano taking shots at those older than her. Joe Biden has gout. โHurry up and die, old people.โ I recently experienced ageism in my last relationship, when I was told to โact my ageโ (49) after a night of shots with my 30-something friends, and was also excoriated for eating so much fiber because, as my partner told her son, โOld people canโt use the bathroom like the rest of us.โ
Itโs sad to think that in an age where we can no longer make fun of oneโs race, sexual preference, or gender that age discrimination is alive and well. I only hope that I live long enough to empty my future selfโs colostomy bag onto Mrs. Romanoโs wheelchair.
J. Cohen
SHOP, DONโT ADOPT
RE: โYour French Bulldog Is an Abominationโ [Blogtown, March 30]. โFrench bulldogs are poor, wretched, flat-faced creatures whose short muzzles make them born to suffocate,โ wrote Katie Herzog. โFrenchies, as every one of their owners refer to them,โ she added, โmay look cute in sweaters,โ but they โjust should not exist.โ
Iโm not a Frenchie owner. I am, however, a dog fancier and a proud owner of a purebred dog. I believe in breeders who work tirelessly to improve the health, temperament, and history of purebred dogs. As such, I made sure that my own dog was purchased from a responsible, reputable breeder.
I donโt deny that Frenchies are prone to health problems. But what your article failed to address is that you can mitigate these with information, science, and the hard work of preservation breeders. Whatโs truly โabominableโ is people who purchase dogs without doing the proper research first.
Grace Zaikoski
WE MESSED UP
RE: โSecondhand Smoke and Mirrorsโ [Cannabuzz, March 28], Josh Jardineโs piece about cannabis studies conducted by Dr. Matthew L. Springer of the University of California, San Francisco. The story contained major errors, and has been significantly revised online; the Mercury deeply regrets the errors, and thanks Dr. Springer for providing correct information.
The article by Josh Jardine included some incorrect information that I would like to clarify.
First, the article incorrectly stated that we exposed rats to the diluted smoke for 30 minutes. In fact, we exposed the rats for one minute. Vascular function was just beginning to return at 90 minutes after the end of exposure.
Second, these experiments did not model active smoking. We were modeling exposure to secondhand smoke, as if you were in a party or at a concert, or some other gathering, where people are smoking marijuana, where you would be inhaling low-level smoke for easily longer than one minute. Importantly, this is also relevant to people who donโt smoke tobacco in their home around their kids, but assume that it is okay to smoke marijuana around them.
I agree with his point about the headlines appearing that โmarijuana smoke is three times worse than tobacco smoke.โ We never said that, and I have been attempting to get some of these headlines modified.
Lastly, regarding the quality of government-approved weed, itโs true that it has lower THC content than what people are typically smoking, and there have been some problems reported with mold, but our samples did not show signs of mold. The lower THC level is unlikely to have made a difference; we showed that the problem is caused by smoke from tobacco, from marijuana with these admittedly low levels of THC, and marijuana in which all cannabinoids were removed; that is, it is a result of smoke exposure, regardless of the source.
Matthew L. Springer, Ph.D.
Professor of Medicine
University of California, San Francisco
THANKS AGAIN, Dr. Springer, for correcting our embarrassing mistakesโand though itโs cold comfort after a screw-up this big, weโre giving you the Mercuryโs letter of the week, plus two passes to the Laurelhurst Theater to use next time youโre in Portland. Weโll get you some higher-quality weed, too.

Really? 49 seems a bit young to be butt-hurt over jokes about age. Age jokes are universally fair game for comedy you moron! Twenty-somethings make fun of thirty-somethings, thirty-somethings make fun of forty-somethings and so on. And teens think everyone is old because WE FUCKING ARE. Get over yourself and leave Ann Romano alone.
Also, when referring to old people who systematically ignore the uniquely American scourge of mass shootings in favor of personal gain, and then attack young people for doing something about it, it is perfectly acceptable to say “hurry up and die”.