Every year, our office celebrates Valentine’s Day with a cookie contest. We’re given a ton of heart-shaped plain cookies, some different colors of icing and supplies, at which point we decorate the shit out of some cookies. Then we see who’s the best. Then the winner is a complete bragging jackass about it throughout the year. (Me.)
Anyway, since no one will allow me to be the sole judge and winner anymore, we’ve decided to let the nearly always wrong readers of Blogtown have the final decision. We’ve narrowed it down to the top seven cookies, which are pictured after the jump. Take a look at them, and then vote! (And as always, feel free to shit talk the cookies in the comments.) Good luck to all cookies, and may the odds be ever in your favor!
1) “Bromance in the Snow”
2) “Tub Full of Flowers… and What are Those Things? Birds?”
3) “Jurassic Heart”
4) “Love Sick (With Actual Valium)”
5) “Obligatory”
6) “Nice Rack”
7) “Total Recall”
NO JOKE: THIS WAS THE HARDEST MERCURY POLL DECISION I HAVE EVER MADE.
Whoever did ‘Obligatory’ is clearly the best employee in the office, as it seems that they would rather be doing actual work while at work instead of being peer-pressured into drawing cocks on cookies. That person deserves a raise.
Gee, I wonder which one Erik did…
I don’t understand how the Titty Cum Shot and Diarrhea cookies didn’t make the cut. What the hell’s wrong with you people?
I refuse to vote unless Titty Cum Shot is put on the ballot.
I too like the one with jizzy boobs
Jizz boobs FTW.