Okay, so due to overwhelming nagging, we’ve decided to slightly extend the deadline for FREE Mercury Valentine submissions. Now you have until TOMORROW (FRIDAY, FEB 5) AT NOON to write a deliciously romantic, sensuous, or just plain weird valentine to the shmoopy-woopy of your choice! (Trust me, people—these valentines work like a charm in the tail-tapping department.)
CLICK HERE NOW, submit your valentine, and then look for it in our annual Reader Valentines Issue hitting the streets February 11!

Who needs an extension for this? They just can’t pick one valentine? They’re still working on their limerick?