In the following video, a four-year-old has her tiny heart smashed in a billion pieces after her heartless bitch of a mom decides to move her to Japan—even though she is desperately, hopelessly, forever in love with an older man named Steven (this time not me). And what’s up with the mom/narrator in this piece, anyway? I kinda really hate her! I guess what the Fresh Prince says is true: “So to you other kids all across the land / There’s no need to argue / Parents just don’t understand.”
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Is this a thing now? That when your kids get legitimately upset over a real thing, you shove a video camera at them and make them tell the whole story? This is some serious moral decay.
Oh my god! This IS a thing! You’re right! It’s DIY Donahue!
Pretty fucked up. youtube before parenting.