Wonkette points out that teabaggers are about to singlehandedly save America and publishing at the same time by putting out a new magazine, Tea Party Review. (Note to those visiting the TPR site: “Please be advised that Explore (sic) is not showing our webpage (sic) correctly. Use Firefox, Safari or Googlechrome (sic).” So there.)
The What’s Inside page points out all the scintillating content in the first issue, including cartoons, “Washington’s War on the American Family,” “Why the Elite Media Hate Us,” “The Left’s War on Science and Reason,” and “How the Top Colleges Turn Kids into Stupid Leftists.” The staff page is your usual mix of white guys who worked for Ronald Reagan, hyper-Christian white ladies, and the black guy.
Tea Party Review will debut at CPAC tomorrow. Then it will no doubt be available at newsstands all across Portland.
“…a place to develop plans for taking our country back from the elitist, arrogant, obnoxious, corrupt members of the Washington establishment and their friends in Hollywood, the news media, faculty lounges, and on Wall Street.”
FACULTY LOUNGES! I had no idea this specific location took my country from me!
I keep forgetting that reality has a liberal agenda.
Yup, it’s insidious that way.
Paranoia has an official political party, and it’s own new “DIY” website!
Men and women of traditional values are standing by now to take your call!
Join today, and get a free tea bag!*
*Water sold separately. **
** Don’t use your town’s tap water unless you boil it 3 times.