Is this discussion about Santa’s race the dumbest three minutes of television news to air this week? If it isn’t, I don’t think I want to watch the dumbest three minutes of television news to air this week. The climax of this clip sums up Fox News’s advice to minorities everywhere: “Just because it makes you feel uncomfortable doesn’t mean it has to change.” And she follows that up with this beauty: “I mean, Jesus was a white man, too.”

I know some people who claim that Megyn Kelly is really smart, and that she considers her role at Fox News to be performance art. I just can’t buy that.

11 replies on ““For All You Kids at Home, Santa Just <i>Is</i> White.””

  1. Paul, I’m confident you don’t read these comments, but if this is “the dumbest three minutes of television news to air this week,” why on earth did you watch it? Why are you implicitly suggesting that we watch it? Why do you waste your time and ours with stupid things that should be ignored?

  2. To prove our own intelligence is probably why. Or with this one, probably because Paul loves penguins. Do you love penguins Paul? Do you want Santa to be a penguin too?

    The Blonde in the pink “No, no, no it doesn’t!”

  3. Really ?…Hey Snow White ( I mean Megan ), If I asked YOU what Country is Called : ‘ Land of The Aryans ? ‘….

    Is it SAFE to Assume an Ignoramus Like YOU,and your Ilk would say : Germany ? (sic)….

    Well let me GENTLY Break the NEWS to YOU….

    That COUNTRY is the SAME Country that YOU ‘ Knuckle Draggers ‘ on The Right HATE ! with Every Breath you take !….

    Still don’t know ? Megan….Well that COUNTRY that’s Called : ‘ Land of The ARYANS ?….Is called : IRAN !….

    And that same Country You and your Ilk hate, for NO JUSTIFIED REASON !….

    Is also Home to Mankind’s OLDEST MONOTHESTIC Religon ! : Zoroastrianism !….By The Grace of Ahura Mazda

  4. @ingrid – Turkey is the crossroads between Europe and Asia, so they’re a big melting pot. They come in pretty much every color combination.

  5. @ingrid Middle Eastern is not a race. Most Turks have Caucasian ancestry. What’s another word for Caucasian? White. Wow, Santa must have been white?

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