In this video, an anchor falls on her ass after trying to administer “a pinch” to her television news co-worker! HAR!! That’s what you get, sexual harrasser! God hates sexual harrassers and that’s why He made you fall on your big fat… WHOOOPS! (CRASH!!!!)

Never mind.


https://youtube.com/watch?v=xhBgZ7ub5fg%26hl%3Den_US%26fs%3D1%26

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)