… and wonders aloud (as we all do), “What is drugs?” Also: “Cuff ’em and stuff ’em!” (There is so much joy to be had in this 40 second clip.)

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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