These are the only stories the Mercury will be covering from now on—AND YES—we will have dramatic CG representations of a maggot eating an eyeball. YOU’RE WELCOME.

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=anypswymWVM%26hl%3Den_US%26fs%3D1

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

3 replies on ““Kenneth Watson Had Maggot Growing Inside His Eyeball””

  1. Maggots only eat dead tissue. Therefore, either this wasn’t a maggot, or there was something else VERY wrong with that kid’s eyeball.

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