In this news anchor’s defense, EVERYBODY looks at sexy bikini babes before they broadcast the news. It’s an industry standard. Unfortunately, this particular anchor forgot to clear his browser. (Oh… don’t forget that last one!)

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)