Hey, the next time you think about whining about your parents, just feel blessed that your mother didn’t steal your identity and enroll herself into high school under your name, like this woman from Green Bay, Wisconsin.
Wendy Brown stole the identity of her 15-year old daughter, who, understandably, lives with her father in another state. According to the Associated Press, Brown wanted to make up for her lost childhood, by almost failing math and joining the cheerleading squad. Too bad the check she wrote to her coach for her cheerleading uniform bounced. But seriously, how haggard do teenagers look these days for it to be possible for a 33-year old woman to pass for being 15?
Been there, done that.
Imagine how interesting it is to check on your credit, to find it’s not doing so well because of an unpaid hospital bill. Call the hospital and find out it’s for an abortion done under your name and social security number years ago when you were in high school.
Gee, thanks mom. Didn’t want anyone to know it was you? Thought maybe they would forgive me the debt because I was a teenager, and teenager’s just ‘do that’? Too bad I spoiled your plan, being a big ass, totally-obvious-to-everyone- but-you-and-my-math-teacher-Mr.Fletcher, raging dyke and all.