Look, Mercury Ad Sales Team! You guys know you’re the best in the business—but today I want you to MAKE… THINGS… HAPPEN! And by “THINGS,” I mean “AD SALES” and by “MAKE” I mean “FIGHT” and by “FIGHT” I mean “LISTEN” to the amazing inspirational words of car motivational speaker Chad Goldwasser who, with a little help from AC/DC and his Pioneer XS17 stereo system is gonna “FIGHT!” “TO” “MAKE” “THINGS” “LIKE” “SELLING” “ADS”… “HAPPEN”!!!
(I don’t know why I’m saying this, but something tells me he ate at the KFC drive-through for lunch.)
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Is he shouting “Fight! Fight!” or “Dwight! Dwight!”?
You guys need to sell ads? Sounds like a lot of work. You need an eccentric billionaire to fund the paper as a hobby. Then you could do fun things like stick a free Voodoo Doughnut in each copy one week, print on rolls of pink aluminum foil the next week, etc. etc.
That’s gotta be a character study for the next Brumbach movie.
This guy will give a blowjob to a shotgun before he turns 50, that’s my guess…
MAKE = FIGHT = LISTEN
THINGS = AD SALES
HAPPEN
You want to LISTEN AD SALES HAPPEN? That doesn’t even make sense.