Movies & TV Sep 14, 2011 at 3:14 pm

Guess Who Has Two Thumbs and Just Met Sam Elliott?

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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1
It looks like he just sold you your first condo.
on September 14, 2011 at 3:18 PM Report this
2
Sam Elliott is the ur-hipster of Portland.
Graham on September 14, 2011 at 3:20 PM Report this
3
Wearing your glasses the same way...so cute!

Way too white in that office, though. This *is* Portland, but still...
Todd Mecklem on September 14, 2011 at 3:23 PM Report this
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I have to say, the stench of jealousy so far is delicious. Please don't stop.
Wm. Steven Humphrey on September 14, 2011 at 3:27 PM Mercury Staff
5
Lu-u-u-cky !!
frankieb on September 14, 2011 at 3:28 PM Report this
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Wait Steve, are you standing on something? I thought Sam was a tall, tall man and I thought you were petite. This picture looks like when they photoshop Khloe to look the same height as Kim...
on September 14, 2011 at 3:36 PM Report this
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I see that the two of you shop at the same "bags under the eyes" store.

seriously though...jealous.
McAngryPants on September 14, 2011 at 3:49 PM Report this
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I don't see two thumbs up in the photo. I am dissapointed.
Fruit Cup on September 14, 2011 at 3:51 PM Report this
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Who is that guy? Is that your dad?
kiala on September 14, 2011 at 4:08 PM Report this
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I would happily strangle every kitten on earth for Sam Elliott to be my dad.
Wm. Steven Humphrey on September 14, 2011 at 4:24 PM Mercury Staff
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This makes sense: Elliott was the Justin Bieber of 1957.
Commenty Colin on September 14, 2011 at 4:45 PM Report this
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What's under his mustache? Is it like a shark's mouth, just layers of mustaches, ready to take their place?
cat & beard on September 14, 2011 at 5:57 PM Report this
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Do you have to cuss so much?
humanclock on September 14, 2011 at 6:17 PM Report this
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The chat with Ezra is the best part.
You need to go rub your junk all over the Willy Weeks front window now.A REAL alpha male would!
Abusive on September 14, 2011 at 7:22 PM Report this
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Never before have I seen so many of my bosses (?) SKIPPING.
Suzette Smith on September 14, 2011 at 8:02 PM Mercury Staff
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Also, damn do Sam Elliot photograph well.
Suzette Smith on September 14, 2011 at 8:04 PM Mercury Staff
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Looks like Ezra and Erik picked the wrong day to stay at home and do shirtless Tai Chi in their grey sweats.
TSW on September 14, 2011 at 10:22 PM Report this
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Hallett met yours truly *and* Sam Elliott in the last five days? Be nice to her next week, it's sure to be a letdown.
Todd Mecklem on September 14, 2011 at 10:50 PM Report this
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I'm kinda sad he's not dressed like a cowboy.
Chester Copperpot on September 15, 2011 at 12:37 PM Report this
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Sorry, Chester, Steve only dresses as a cowboy on Tuesdays.
Todd Mecklem on September 15, 2011 at 1:12 PM Report this
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Steve you didn't forget to tell him that you like his style, did you?
pork chop on September 15, 2011 at 4:52 PM Report this
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As a newspaper, fact checking should be priority one: Sam Elliott is *not* an Oregon native; he was born in Sacramento and moved to Oregon as a teenager.
"You've got a real good publication here... but it would be better if it got the facts straight."
on August 13, 2012 at 1:20 PM Report this

Please wait...

and remember to be decent to everyone
all of the time.

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