In case you wanted to know more about the plot of Breaking Dawn Part 2, I made this handy rap cartoon and animated it. Now your only confusion will be why this got popular.

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3 replies on “<i>Breaking Dawn Part 2</i>: A Rap Summary”

  1. i tried, i really did. but i could only make it about 44 seconds in. i’m sure it’s really good, though.

    maybe i’ll try watching it again later on, when i’m drunk.

    nah, probably not even then.

    teeny-bopper vampires, and rap, make my brain retch.

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