The documentary Fight Church (available now on VOD), spotlights the work of Rochester, New York’s Victory Church which mixes Christianity with MMA fighting to spread the word of the gospel. (Well, at this point they need to try anything, right?) However, as this scene clearly shows, God thinks the Victory Church is completely ridiculous and punishes both of the fighters by making them give each other simultaneous dick-kicks. Ouch! And OH LORD, THY WILL BE DONE.

Hat tips to FilmDrunk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=//www.youtube.com/embed/y7kL4MSknq8

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

2 replies on “Cinematic Proof that God Hates Christians”

  1. It was on Christmas Eve, in Oakland, California, 1963. David Chin and his gang, delivered an traditional Chinese scroll to the Gung-fu studio of Bruce Lee, presenting it to him before his eight month pregnant, blonde hair, blue eyed wife.

    David Chin has more recently bragged about having written the challenge.

    He seems to have conned Wong, Jack-Man into signing it, because when Bruce asked him if this (referring to the challenge) were what he wanted, David Chin said: “No, it’s not what I want, but I represent these people.” When the gang and Jack showed up after the New Year for the fight, before it began, Bruce said to Chin: “You’ve killed your friend.”

    Then, Wong, Jack-Man proceeded to try and retroactively, negotiate rules. Of course, a traditional Lei Tai fight has no rules and is often to the death. These clowns thought that they could intimidate Bruce Lee, but when Lee accepted the formal challenge, Jack crapped. Bruce said: “No way” to rules. Jack extended his hand to shake. Bruce bowed, then began to rapidly feint finger thrusts at Jack’s eyes, backing him up into a display case where he fell in with a crash. David Chin says that Wong, Jack-Man never gave up, even though he couldn’t get up, with Bruce on top of him.

    What the fight was really all about, is not clear. I would be interesting to see the challenge scroll. I wonder if it wasn’t perhaps written in an ancient dialect, too arcane for Chin or Wong to have actually written. After that fight, though, Wong, Jack-Man, eventually started accepting Caucasian students for the first time, and Bruce Lee stopped teaching traditional Gung-fu, entirely.

  2. The problem with apostate congregations which claim to be Christian, is that they use gimmicks as marketing ploys to attract members, rather than preaching and practicing Scripture, as provided in The King James Version.

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