Guys! Natalie Portman totally thinks I’m hilarious! IT’S TRUE!! Watch, I’ll prove it.

Hey Natalie! So a customer walks into a computer store and says to the clerk, “I’m looking for a mystery adventure game with lots of graphics. You know… something really challenging.” After a while the clerk replied, “Have you tried Windows 2000?”

Told you.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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