I would like to say I have some sort of explanation for what follows. BUT I DON’T. It’s a mash up of the final dance scene in Dirty Dancing that includes Iron Man with a little AC/DC thrown in for good measure. AND IT IS AMAZING (in a WTF?? sort of way). Now… can someone please put Iron Man in Ghost?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=N0lOwj88TrQ%26hl%3Den_US%26fs%3D1%26

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)