I think we can all agree that the Navy needed a new killing machine, correct? But Eric Roberts, what kind of madman would develop a mutant cross between a shark and an octopus? Don’t you realize that a monster of this magnitude would be virtually impossible to control, and eventually go on a hilarious killing spree backed by the music of a really terrible B-52s tribute band? And really, it’s got eight arms! Why is it not able to successfully untie a single bikini top?

SHARKTOPUS!


Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

3 replies on “The <i>Sharktopus</i> Trailer: Eight Arms and a Killer Overbite”

  1. I see Erik Roberts is putting his career boost from the Dark Knight to good use. But hey, if Corman asked Deniro to be in this he would probably say say yes.

  3. Regarding the comment: “backed by the music of a really terrible B-52s tribute band?”

    This ain’t no tribute band. It’s a legitimate band who write and perform some of the best rock-n-roll out there. Their debut album is almost finished. More them here: http://www.cheetahwhores.com

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