THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 14
8:00 CW SMALLVILLE
Lois travels to Detroit to track down amnesiac Supergirl. (Hit
her on the head! That always cures ’em.)
9:00 ABC LOST
Creepy Locke has taken a hostage and it’s up to the kick-ass pair
of Sayid and Kate to set things straight!
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 15
9:00 CBS CELINE DION: THAT’S JUST THE WOMAN IN
ME
The unintentionally hilarious Celine Dion tries once again to prove she’s a woman, and not a singing horse.
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 16
8:00 CW THIS IS SPINAL
TAP—Movie
(1984) The classic heavy metal mockumentary that “turns it up to
11!”
5:00 TVLAND ’80s TRIPLE FEATURE!
TV Land presents three cheese-arific ’80s flicks back to
back: Footloose, followed by Flashdance (7 pm), and
Say Anything… (9 pm)!
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 17
9:00 NBC KNIGHT
RIDER—Movie
(2008) The newest reincarnation of this classic show, except that
KITT is voiced by… VAL KILMER?!?
10:00 CBS DEXTER
Have you missed this creepy drama about a serial killer/forensic
scientist ’cause it’s on Showtime? Catch up now!
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 18
9:00 NBC MY DAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR
DAD
Debut! The classic schoolyard taunt becomes a reality
competition. Writers’ strike: Please end quickly.
9:00 CW PUSSYCAT DOLLS PRESENT:
GIRLICIOUS
Season premiere! Why don’t they call it what it really is?
America’s Next Top Stripper.
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 19
8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL
The top 12 boys perform. Remember folks… VOTE FOR THE
WORST!!
10:00 FX NIP/TUCK
Season finale! Julia learns the shocking reason behind her
illness, and Sean’s new fame attracts the paparazzi!
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 20
8:00 CW AMERICA’S NEXT TOP
MODEL
Season premiere! Tyra’s back, and… OMG! How many “top
models” can America handle??
10:30 COM RENO 911!
Lt. Dangle takes time to connect with long-lost
relatives—who also wear incredibly short pants.
