THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 14

8:00 CW SMALLVILLE

Lois travels to Detroit to track down amnesiac Supergirl. (Hit
her on the head! That always cures ’em.)

9:00 ABC LOST

Creepy Locke has taken a hostage and it’s up to the kick-ass pair
of Sayid and Kate to set things straight!

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 15

9:00 CBS CELINE DION: THAT’S JUST THE WOMAN IN
ME

The unintentionally hilarious Celine Dion tries once again to prove she’s a woman, and not a singing horse.

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 16

8:00 CW THIS IS SPINAL
TAP—Movie

(1984) The classic heavy metal mockumentary that “turns it up to
11!”

5:00 TVLAND ’80s TRIPLE FEATURE!

TV Land presents three cheese-arific ’80s flicks back to
back: Footloose, followed by Flashdance (7 pm), and
Say Anything… (9 pm)!

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 17

9:00 NBC KNIGHT
RIDER—Movie

(2008) The newest reincarnation of this classic show, except that
KITT is voiced by… VAL KILMER?!?

10:00 CBS DEXTER

Have you missed this creepy drama about a serial killer/forensic
scientist ’cause it’s on Showtime? Catch up now!

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 18

9:00 NBC MY DAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR
DAD

Debut! The classic schoolyard taunt becomes a reality
competition. Writers’ strike: Please end quickly.

9:00 CW PUSSYCAT DOLLS PRESENT:
GIRLICIOUS

Season premiere! Why don’t they call it what it really is?
America’s Next Top Stripper.

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 19

8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL

The top 12 boys perform. Remember folks… VOTE FOR THE
WORST!!

10:00 FX NIP/TUCK

Season finale! Julia learns the shocking reason behind her
illness, and Sean’s new fame attracts the paparazzi!

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 20

8:00 CW AMERICA’S NEXT TOP
MODEL

Season premiere! Tyra’s back, and… OMG! How many “top
models” can America handle??

10:30 COM RENO 911!

Lt. Dangle takes time to connect with long-lost
relatives—who also wear incredibly short pants.