Sure, somebody got stabbed in the eye at Comic-Con. But you know what cancels out the ickiness of nerd-on-nerd violence? Green Lantern star Ryan Reynolds reciting the Green Lantern oath to an adorable nerdlet! If this doesn’t make your goddamn day, you have no soul.
Dammit. This year I skipped Comic-Con, taking a break from the pop-culture clusterfuck for the first time in a couple of years. Overall, it was a good decision—KNIFE TO THE EYE—but I’m sincerely bummed I missed a few things: the above Green Lantern moment, the Scott Pilgrim panel that turned into a Scott Pilgrim screening that turned into a Metric concert, the Avengers orgy, and, obviously, Spider-Baby.
Thanks to Bobby “Fatboy” Roberts. Also, thanks to Marjorie for letting me post this, even though her love for Ryan Reynolds is arguably even greater than mine.

SWOON.
I have no idea what he’s talking about, but still.
STABBYCON!
WHY DO PEOPLE CARE ABOUT THE GREEN LANTERN?
ALSO…
BLACKEST NIGHT SUCKED.
ALL CAPS!!!!
@Graham +1
Erik, you voluntarily skipped ComicCon, OR did Humphrey not feel like paying you to frolick among nerds for a weekend, only to post a couple of lame blog posts like this one?
I TOTALLY JUST OWNED YOU, THE WAY THE GREEN ARROW OWNS THE GREEN LAME-TURD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!