
IM SO ANGRY ABOUT HOW CRAPPY TERMINATOR SALVATION IS THAT IM TYPING IN ALL CAPS AND WITH NO PUNCTUATION
Your better bets this weekend? The awesome-sounding Mike Tyson documentary Tyson, The Brothers Bloom (which Alison swears isn’t as annoying as it sounds), Night at the Museum 2, or the Russian take on 12 Angry Men, 12.
That Jim Henson retrospective also wraps up this weekend, and QDoc kicks off on Thursday night (more on that in next week’s Mercury). Check out our Film Shorts for more info on the above, as well as mini-reviews of all the other things screening this week. As always, Movie Times can be found here.
AW JESUS CHRIST I JUST SAW THIS AND I THINK IT MIGHT HAVE RETROACTIVELY RUINED SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES
Ugh. Worst week to be a Terminator fan ever.

You should send yourself back in time to warn yourself to stop watching TSCC early on enough to not get your heart broken…
He’s a wild card, that Thomas Dekker. Like a young River Depp or Johnny Phoenix.
Screw all those. Just go see Star Trek again.
Who the hell is this Thomas Dekker moron and why does he wake up with guyliner on?
The first “TERMINATOR” was by far the best because it had a terrific story, firmly based in Christian scripture: Revelation 12.