Move over, Silent Night, Deadly Night! Here’s a fun trailer for the 1988 Brit Christmas slasher movie, Don’t Open Till Christmas, starring no one you’ve ever heard of as a psychopath who goes around brutally murdering fake Santas! Phew, luckily cult horror film star Caroline Munro (playing herself) stops by to lighten things up with a bouncy musical number. (Quick, Santa! While the murderer is distracted, sneak out the back!)

If you love it? The entire thing’s here.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GAWTX-2ahSg

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

3 replies on ““What possible reason could I have for going around killing Santa Claus?””

  1. Are you idiots off Cocaine and On Crack for the holidays? Why do you keep mentioning this event and godawful movie? Aside from Munro, this movie has nothing to offer and is’nt even bad enough to be funny. Seriously, I am beginning to think that IA submitter was right, you do have a 12 yr olds mentality

  3. Again, stop insulting 12-year-olds! I sincerely doubt they would ever suggest this movie, and… wait… are you saying you have some cocaine handy?

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