What happens when you mash up The Exorcist with Willow Smith’s “Whip My Hair”? A video that makes one reconsider the severity of being possessed by the devil. WHIP IT, GURL!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)