I'm not sure about you, but after a long, hot shower (where I go from Ol' Dirty Bastard to Ol' Clean Bastard) I need a bath mat that ain't nothing to fuck with and won't have me tracking water all over my personal Shaolin Land. That is why I need this Wu-Tang Bath Mat, which is exactly like something you'd buy from Bed Bath & Beyond, yet somehow infinitely cooler.

End Hits: Masta Latha.