I’m not questioning WHY the following Google ad showed up on my Mercury home screen (I have a pretty good idea why). I’m questioning WHAT THE EFF IS UP WITH AVRIL LAVIGNE’S TEETH.

Horror after the jump. Click if you dare.




GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
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I’m not questioning WHY the following Google ad showed up on my Mercury home screen (I have a pretty good idea why). I’m questioning WHAT THE EFF IS UP WITH AVRIL LAVIGNE’S TEETH.

Horror after the jump. Click if you dare.




GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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