Before heading out to Pendarvis Farm in Happy Valley to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Pickathon, here are 20 pro tips, hacks, and recommendations for navigating the festival.
Guzzle Water
One surefire way to have a horrible time at Pickathon is to be rosé drunk and dehydrated (been there, won’t be back again). Guzzle that water like you’re trying to save a tiny orca whale that’s beached in your stomach.
Hang a Hammock at the Woods Stage
The Woods Stage is probably Pickathon’s most picturesque; it’s encircled by ginormous trees where dozens of festivalgoers hang hammocks to observe the commotion from the comfort of their little banana cocoons. Is there a better way to watch Built to Spill?
Prepare Your Butt for the Hay Bales
Speaking of the Woods Stage, the prickly hay bales are extraordinarily uncomfortable. Consider bringing a blanket to provide some cushioning—your butt will thank you.