At a release party for Diddy’s new album, a hot tub girl’s hair catches on fire. There are two things we can learn from this:
1) Diddy Kevin Hart is the last person you want around when your hair catches on fire.
2) Diddy Kevin Hart should probably never become a volunteer firefighter.
3) Diddy Kevin Hart should have a higher regard for human life.
4) Diddy Kevin Hart is still pretty funny.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

8 replies on “If I Ever Catch on Fire, I Hope Diddy’s Friend Kevin Hart is Not There to “Help””

  1. OK, if your hair’s gonna catch on fire, sitting in a pool of water is the best place to be. But what the hell, something interesting happens and Kevin Hart (henceforth to be known as W.S.H. Diddy) says “Cut the camera off!”??!? What’s up with that?

  2. WOW. Is it any excuse at all that the Mercury holiday party was last night? I’m sad to say that today you can expect a lot more of what you witnessed in this post.

  3. My first reaction to seeing someone catch on fire probably wouldn’t be much different from what T-Pain did in this video. Except I might scream like a little girl too.

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