Remember Miley Cyrus? She used to be tameable but then couldn’t be tamed all of a sudden? Well she’s back with an awesome punky haircut and a series of ideas that are unstoppable but it doesn’t matter because nobody would want to stop them anyway! Check it out, and be sure to watch for:
-> A crotch with smoke coming out of it.
-> Somebody eating a money sandwich.
-> A skull made out of french fries (that later gets stepped on).
-> Giant teddy bear backpacks!!
-> Miley Cyrus making out with a Barbie who looks like Miley Cyrus
-> Somebody sleeping on / eating a giant pile of bread.
-> A Piñata full of beef jerky.
As she said, only God can judge her. And if I were him, and I saw her wearing those giant teddy bear backpacks, I would judge her AWESOME.
I can judge her. I also bet that I could tame her.
If there is a God, hopefully this would be the sort of thing that would finally push him (it) over the edge and convince him (it) to try out that whole worldwide flood thing again. And i wouldn’t blame him (it) one little bit, even as the water was filling my lungs.
Anyway, wouldn’t it be a lot cheaper and easier (and much less painful for all of us) for Miley skip this whole ‘music’ video thing and simply issue a press release stating that she wants to be fucked?
This video proves there’s no god.
This video is awesome. Prude, no wonder you hate fluoride.
The hippie lettuce. It makes people do funny things. The end.